April 18, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to “Entertainment Weekly,” a follow-up to the 1993 smash-hit “Mrs. Doubtfire” is in the works. The sequel will tell the tale of a once-great comedic actor who is forced to dress in drag to...
View ArticleMay 16, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. The hotel where Jay-Z had an alleged altercation with Beyonce’s sister Solange Knowles says it has fired the person who leaked the tape to the media. Whereupon he was immediately hired as Solange’s...
View ArticleNovember 17, 2014 – Monologue Joke
1. Tennessee Titans tight-end Chase Coffman has been fined $30,000 by the NFL for hitting a Baltimore Ravens assistant coach on the sidelines during a game last week. But, on the plus-side, at least...
View ArticleMay 15, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Republican Jeb Bush reversed course on Thursday and said that based on information now known, had it been up to him, he would not have waged war against Iraq. But be sure to check in tomorrow. 2....
View ArticleOctober 5, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Friday, President Obama chose not to answer a question about whether Joe Biden would or should run for president, instead saying, “he is doing a great job as vice president and has been really...
View ArticleOctober 27, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Monday, the World Health Organization said that eating processed meats like sausage or bacon can lead to bowel cancer in humans. The WHO then went on to say that Santa isn’t real, there’s no such...
View ArticleDecember 10, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Wednesday, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump defended his controversial ban on all Muslims from entering the U.S. by saying that “many Muslim friends of mine are in agreement with...
View ArticleOctober 6, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new poll, 40% of Americans don’t know who either vice presidential candidate, Mike Pence or Tim Kaine, are. While the other 60% aren’t as lucky. 2. On Tuesday, Republican presidential...
View ArticleJanuary 26, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to his alleged-mistress Stormy Daniels, President Trump is deathly afraid of sharks. Is he afraid of all sharks or, like Charlottesville, does he make an exception for the great white...
View ArticleFebruary 3, 2020 – Monologue Jokes
1. President Trump said on Monday the United States and China were in close contact regarding the newly identified coronavirus outbreak. “Close contact? Be careful, you might contract something,” said...
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